The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(Source: subliminalsarcasm)
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.
Christmas lights under the snow
No its just hell having a party
(Source: mrsdentonorahippo)
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
Two husbands experience an hour of labor pains through the "miracle" of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles.
Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.
Two men experience 1 hour of simulated labor pains, through the “miracle” of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles… while their wives watch (and giggle).
Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.
Scared kitten goes crazy
> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.
> I was not expecting it to be that good.
(Source: youtube.com)
Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
I wish my school was this rad!
